[video description: a mouse puppet wearing chainmail while sitting at a table. On the left side of the table, a bowl of two avocados pushes in. On the right, there is a small chalkboard, which the puppet turns to show that it reads “2 for $10.” The puppet sings a parody of running up that hill. It sings “if I only could, I’d make a deal with God, two avocados for ten bucks. He’d say ‘that’s not very good.’ I’d say 'yeah but you’re God. Isn’t money kind of beneath you?’ he’d say 'it’s the principle.’ I’d say 'do you want avocados or not?’ the video cuts out. End description.]
overheard an old man talking about how he got a great deal on a bouquet of flowers and is excited to give them to his wife whose in the hospital rn because they’ll make her “happier than a faggot in boytown”. insane thing to say
writers: *intentionally write villain as sympathetic*
fans: *sympathize with villain*
the purity police on tumblr dot com:Β
For everyone on this post asking which villains Iβm talking about/what kind: this post was written especially about the all villains that you particularly hate, and it was written to spite you, personally.
Really cool organization near me called Black in Natural History Museums needs a few more shirts sold to reach their fundraising goal! They are helping to get Black people interested and involved with museums and diversify the museum community. Plus, itβs a very beautiful shirt!
Please help out if you can, they only need to sell four more shirts to reach the goal.